he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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