is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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