A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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