like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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