Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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