I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.