butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.