what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.