when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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