I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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