Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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