i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize