Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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