I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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