it's like iHOP with fire
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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