i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
