Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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