I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
