This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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