Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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