we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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