Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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