I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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