You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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