i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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