So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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