I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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