..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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