Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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