Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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