Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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