we have officially lost it.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Randomize
