Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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