I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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