Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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