You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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