I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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