she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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