he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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