I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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