We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
only you would photoshop your dick
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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