East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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