I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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