I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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