My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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