4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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