i don't like sucking hair
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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its like you know when i get waxed
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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