Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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