Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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