Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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