Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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