So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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