i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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