I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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