I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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