I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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