That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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