Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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