Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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