when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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